Friday, March 20, 2015

Solar Eclipse

overheard during the total solar eclipse today in Italy: "well so much for doing some landscape photography during my lunch hour..."

Friday, February 20, 2015


so with the president's logic, we wouldn't have a problem with ISIS if we just raised their minimum wage to $15.00 an hour? reminds me of how to avoid the high cost of gasoline by making sure your tires were properly inflated...

Friday, February 13, 2015

My Best Twitter Stuff:

My Best Twitter Stuff:

message to dear, sweet Lynn...deciding to spackle the nail holes AFTER I finish painting is like stuffing the turkey after it's finished cooking.

The world may not have ended, but it sure skipped a beat when Eva Hinson passed away yesterday morning.

Worst invention ever, bio-degradable paint trays.  As slow a painter as I am, I don't need the added pressure of finishing in a hurry.

Judgment Day is this Saturday, May 21st...Which is really gonna put a skid on Randi Eaton Weathers birthday cookout on Sunday the please wish her a happy birthday sometime this week

it's not that I have a fear of heights, it's just that I have an immense respect for gravity...

Best air show quote:
"Car alarms must be disabled for the duration of the air show" snicker, snicker

I was gonna try one of the new turkey thickburgers at Hardees but I chickened out.

Top 10 things I have learned about macro photography:
10: Once you set up the camera on the tripod, compose the shot & focus the lens...the wind will start blowing.
9: If you're going to photograph bees and spiders closeup, expect to get stung by bees, and bitten by spiders.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

I'm Back

Time to resurrect this blog and post less on Facebook.

Friday, July 1, 2011


just about anybody can get an endorsement from Nike, but an endorsement from the ASPCA means a whole lot more...

Wednesday, June 8, 2011


if carrots are so good for your eyesight, how come I had such a hard time finding them in the refrigerator?