Lynn-isms

What is a Lynn-ism? Well......Lynn's brain works a whole lot faster than her mouth, so when she thinks and then speaks, the two don't always synchronize properly, thus what she says sometimes are a blending of words or a brand new phrase altogether. Some examples follow:

1: OK, let's get this day on the road.

2: Your coffee cup is as round as mine is high.

3: OK, I hear the lights.

4: That's a fighty mine mess.

5: Let's get going, times a clockin'

6: The neighbors were up and early this morning.

7: That's a bunch of bull-larky (malarkey).

8: Even Baer was better-haven than you today (behaving better).

9: If worse comes to shove.

10: You sweat more than me because you're higher to the sun.

11: Angela and her dad are the splitting image of each other.